# Dairy Demon

# Hi.

For your own safety, please keep your anti-static wrist strap on while browsing this site.

## Now what?

There is some stuff to look at here. Unfortunately, it's for dweebs. :(

Even worse, it's mostly stuff for computer dweebs. :((

- If you like trivia, try this Metal Gear Solid trivia game I made.
- If you're a computer dweeb, take a look at my software forge.
- If you're a computer dweeb that also likes baseball, you may find generated documentation for MLB's Stats API useful.
- If you're some blend of a math and computer dweeb, peruse these Jupyter notebooks for the first 100 Project Euler problems.
- If you're a computer dweeb that likes to read about computers, you can download The Art of Unix Programming, converted to an epub.
- If you're the kind of math dweeb that finds yourself asking questions like "What's the multiplicative order of 10 modulo 19?", you might like this modular arithmetic calculator.

I also have a junk drawer.

If you're not any of these flavors of dweeb, or you don't even know what some of these words mean, there may be hope for you yet. Go outside. Feel the sun's rays and the air's breeze. Listen to the birds sing. Escape, before it's too late.