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Hi.

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Welcome to one of the most boring websites on the internet.

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For your own safety, please keep your anti-static wrist strap on + while browsing this site.

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Now what?

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There is some stuff to look at here. Unfortunately, it's + for dweebs. :(

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Even worse, it's mostly stuff for computer dweebs. :((

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If you're not any of these flavors of dweeb, or you don't even know what some of these words mean, there may be hope for you yet. Go outside. Feel the sun's rays and the air's breeze. Listen to the birds sing. Escape, before it's too late.

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Feel free to peruse any of the six (6) interesting things - on this site: